Ships anywhere
By rail, truck, or catapult. We reach the most remote desert mesa.
Catalog No. 98 · Widgets & Gizmos
If it can be
shipped in a
crate, we make it.
Acme Co has supplied dreamers, schemers, and the occasional coyote with mail-order contraptions since 1928. Fast shipping. Questionable outcomes.
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Why order from Acme
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No returns hassle
Most products are single-use, so returns rarely come up.
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Fully warranted*
Every contraption is warranted against defects. *Terms extensive.